Why was the snake coughing so much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which animal will never go bald?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?