What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do little fish love to play with?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?