Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
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Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?