What do you call an insincere horse?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.