To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?