Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?