What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?