What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which relative loves rice?