Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where are average things manufactured?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?