What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do frogs get to work?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?