Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?