What day is your mom always right?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?