What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How do you organize a space party?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is the most attractive fruit?