What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do bees chew?