What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the frog starve?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of books do boats write?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?