How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?