Why are books always so angry?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the bunny upset?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are billionaires such good parents?