Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?