Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How are teens like cats?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
