Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do math teachers eat?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?