Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?