Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?