Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?