What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the bud so shy?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?