What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a henway?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do you organize a space party?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?