What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Bears love exotic cars.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?