What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why is golf harder than baseball?