Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?