Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?