Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did one plate say to the other?