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How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?