Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
