My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?