What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do cats love to work?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where does breakfast live?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?