What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?