Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you grill cheese?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?