Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do fish do at parades?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?