Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?