Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What kind of bird can write?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?