What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?