A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What bird is always sad?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?