Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
I broke my finger!
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What game do cows play at parties?