What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How does a barber get to work?
What is a table you can eat?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.