What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?