What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What siblings are always sad?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?