What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?