What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
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