What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do termites go camping?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do Scottish toads play?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do clowns go on vacation?