Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which insect makes the best father?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?