What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
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How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
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What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do actors go to pray?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?