Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the laziest vegetable?