What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
A book just fell on my head.