What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the barber win the race?