What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?