Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.