How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
When does a horse talk?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a priest's favorite food?