What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal loves Indian food?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?