Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do trees try new things so often?
When do cows get tired?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What should you wear to a tea party?