What sport can waiters play really well?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?