What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?