What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the opposite of irony?
What school subject really rocks?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?