If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do two skunks argue?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you talk to a giant?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call an artistic dog?