What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?