Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?