What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?