What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do you grill cheese?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What does a lion call an antelope?