Why did the fish blush?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the loudest sport?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do insects learn at school?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which plant has the best roar?
How does a pizza introduce itself?