What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a sad latte?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?