What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do fairies always drink?