What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
When do cows get tired?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a dog's favorite city?