Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.