What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?