What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?