How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's the slowest 5k?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?