How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which bug is related to you?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do cows wear bells?