What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do cows go to New York?