What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a mom's favorite game?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?